Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Bad Dog


I was just at one of my favorite places....STARBUCKS.

Well I pulled in...parked... and was just stepping out of the car. All of sudden I hear this horrible barking noise of what sounded like a large dog...I quickly shut  my car door and roll down my window slightly. 

The Barking stopped.

I knew I heard it...and I wasn't crazy....well....too crazy. So, I attempted again to get out. SAME THING...I almost peed my pants this time! This dog must be under my car and ready to kill me!

I looked around finally and found that this dog...which was the size of a small car was doing his best to lean out the cracked window of this van trying to bite me.

I moved my car to the space in front of me, only to see this old lady pull in the same spot...I thought....yep....Karma's going to get me on this one! And below and behold....the dog did nothing!

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I should have drowned myself!


OK...after getting my taxes done the day before...and shedding a tear...I was told that my tires were in horrible shape and that they needed to be replaced probably months ago!

YES...life got worse! 

So, I went and had them done. I was initially going to just have 2 new ones but I got a good deal on all 4. I went at about 4:30-ish in the evening. They told me it would take about 45 minutes so I decided to walk across the street and watch people fish in the river.....WHAT!.....oh yes....they were fishing IN the river.....up to their chest. They did have hip-waders on but I bet the toxins ate through those! I saw a few fished pulled out of the slurry and some people took them home. I pray to God that it's a catch and release somewhere else program!

Above is a pretty picture of myself...lol...I was bored. I would have jumped in and ended it...but I would prefer doing that in a much cleaner river!...HA HA

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Monday, April 14, 2008

This is why I voted Huckabee!


OK...I just got my taxes done! And all I have to say is the IRS really sucks! They took too much of my money and I didn't enjoy it. I also had to go and drive to the bank and deal with them....then drive to the post office where the evil postal lady works! After having her arbitrarily yell at me for wanting to purchase stamps, my letter to the IRS was sent off. (I shed a tiny tear)

Thank God this only happens once a year!....Maybe I should go and have some kids so I can have some deductibles! 

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